Adult Bangla Sms Part : 03

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....

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Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!

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Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile

phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with

your thumb!

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I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.

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I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.

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A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

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GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!

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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

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American students say : people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!

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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife's underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

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Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a

woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?

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A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So

open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX ! A girl for First the time was handling a boy's cock. After some time, some drops

came out, she asked wat's that? The boy said:Yeh Khushi ke AANSOO hai.

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Niple niple little star ...can i suck you in my car ...up above the breast so

have...always milky never dry...let me touch it never shy...in the bra it

will be dry ...

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Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground.

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When I went to the Madras,

I fucked a lady on the grass...



When I insert inch One,

She says its none...



When I insert inch Two

She says its few...



When I insert inch Three,

She says its free...



When I insert inch Four,

She says its i want more...



When I insert inch Five,

She says its just like a knife...



When I insert inch Six,

She says its fix...



When I insert inch Seven,

She says i m feeling in a heaven...



When I insert inch Eight,

She says its great...



When I insert inch Nine,

She says its hole of mine...



When I insert inch Ten,

She says are you a donkey or a man...

Submitted By : Syed Mohsin Ali, Submit

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Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.

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If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs

between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u

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Did u know meaning of WOMEN?

"W"ant

"O"ne

"M"an for

"E"very

"N"ight

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how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract

cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is

satisfucktion..!aha!!!

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A woman married

a one legged man.

She wrote to her

mother:

"My husband only has

ONE FOOT".

Her Mother

replied:

"You are lucky,

your papa has

ONLY 5 INCHES".

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Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in

vibration mode.

Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.

Girl: Just recharge the battery.

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A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable-

supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur

heart!

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2 men went to fuck a girl.

1st came out after fucking a girl n said...

''My wife is better''

2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said...

''U were right, your wife is better..

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In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?

Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay.

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How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.

1st add lips

2nd minus clothes

3rd divide legs

and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

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I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!

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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X

S - SMILE

E - ENERGY

X - XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.